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 * I forgot my homework **

You gave me homework? I thought it was due tomorrow I gave it to you yesterday, don't you remember? We had to put something into the fire to keep us warm. My brother ate it There was an earthquake I broke my wrist I was too busy making paper planes I sold it for 5 bucks It fell down the drain My dog really did eat my homework

"What?" "Detention for 2 weeks?" "That's not fair!"

By Taniela, Matthew and Joshua

My family was busy My dog ate it My cat ripped it  It blew into a puddle My brother ripped it because he was angry at me My mum thought it was bills so she chucked it away I left it at the library My sister scribbled on it I went to the hospital I spent too much time planning on invading Justin Bieber's concert

"Uh oh!" She is asking! Now what is my excuse!

By Lysandra, Grace and Lupe

My books have no more pages. My pencils are not sharpened. I don't know what to do. My hands are hurting. I didn't get much sleep last night. I've got a sore tummy. I'm allergic to work. But I'm sure I will fail. I don't have a brain Time's up! Ooops!
 * I can't do any work **

All I have is this dumb list of excuses. You love it? Really? You're kidding me? Thanks a lot! Can I do more work?

By Rossenna & Kasania

I'm too tired My arms are broken A metor shower crushed everything. I have homework to do. Dad is using my room as a helicopter pad. My room was taken to Jupiter. Dirty's the new clean. I'm paralyzed 10 minutes is too short! No more time! I'm dead!
 * I'll never tidy my room. **

Banned fromthe computer for one month. This sucks!

By Jordan King & Maedana